An insurance firm in China has told a man bitten by two dogs it was his own fault for not learning karate.
Wang Zhiqing of Meishan needed stitches in his hand and a rabies jab after being attacked by wild dogs.
But when he filed a claim, the China Pacific Insurance Group said: 'You should have fought the dogs off.
'If you had learned a martial art like karate you would have avoided the problem.'
I was once attacked by a pack of ..okay it was only two... by two wild ...okay, they were not exactly wild, but anyway... I was once attacked by two dogs while I was training for a marathon. I was running on a lonely country road. They ran up at full speed barking and snarling and just as they were trying to bite me I only survived by punching one dog in the nose and yelling like a banshee. This freaked them out enough that they turned around and ran for it.
3 comments:
Great answer from the insurance company.
What kind of communist country is that?
Meanwhile, having grown up in the country, I've had multiple dog encounters like that. I once tricked a dog into running into a moving car.
I felt like a genius.
I can't stop laughing for some reason. I pictured the dog bouncing off the side of a slow moving car and not getting seriously hurt. If it died I'd call you a rat bastard. Okay, I'm better. But I still think that's the funniest thing I heard all day.
It didn't die, but yelped quite a bit and ran to hide.
It was a Doberman and as you know, they can be vicious, in part because they're stupid. I, on the other hand, can be vicious because I'm smart.
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