Strange News Brief.

Justice is slow, but it does come. For example, one botmaster spammer will now spend 57 months in prison.
And GOD, being bored, weakly attempted to smite some football players. Meanwhile 100 decorated life-sized model cows wondered why they too did not have an obscure google page. Perhaps electrochemical 'smog' was the culprit behind seemingly unrelated strange events such as a dildo attack and anarchist Robin Hood-style thieves, who dress as superheroes and steal expensive food from exclusive restaurants and delicatessens to give to the poor.