Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Schrodinger's Congresswoman. US Rep. Stephanie Tubbs Jones is Simultaneously Both Dead and Alive

US Rep. Tubbs Jones of Ohio dies. ... Tubbs Jones died at 6:12 p.m. after suffering a brain hemorrhage caused by an aneurysm that burst and left her with limited brain function. - ohio.com

Ohio Congresswoman Dies. Medical doctors and neurosurgeons from Huron Hospital and Cleveland Clinic sadly report that at 6:12 p.m. Congresswoman Stephanie Tubbs Jones died. - nytimes

Rep. Stephanie Tubbs Jones most likely had no warning signs. Tubbs Jones, 58, the first black woman from Ohio to become a member of Congress, died Wednesday after suffering an aneurysm while driving her car in Cleveland Heights, Ohio. Dr. Michael Marin, chief of surgery at Mount Sinai Hospital in New York City, said there typically are no warning signs before a person suffers an aneurysm, especially if the patient is in good health. - foxnews



Confusion Over Tubbs Jones's Condition. An already sad story on the serious medical condition of Rep. Stephanie Tubbs Jones (D-Ohio) was made embarrassingly worse today by Capitol Briefing and other news outlets, as conflicting information prompted several erroneous reports that the lawmaker had died. ... Tubbs Jones was found Tuesday night unconscious at the wheel of her car after police had seen it swerving erratically on a Cleveland road. - washpost

Reports of Congresswoman's Death Greatly Exaggerated. Leading news outlets reported today that Stephanie Tubbs Jones, a Democratic congresswoman, had died -- when she was still alive though in critical condition. The outlets included her hometown Cleveland Plain Dealer, The New York Times, CBS News, Fox News, The Associated Press, Bloomberg and many others. - mediabistro



Stephanie Tubbs Jones Not Dead. US Rep. Stephanie Tubbs Jones is in critical condition after suffering a brain hemorrhage that caused massive damage, a doctor told the AP. ... The hemorrhage happened while Tubbs Jones was driving through the Cleveland suburb of Cleveland Heights, Ohio. Several motorists saw her driving erratically when suddenly her car swerve across several lanes. - toi

Stephanie Tubbs Jones, R.I.P. The weirdness of the media reports of her death aside -- first she was said to have passed away, then not, now we're told she died shortly after 6 pm this evening -- the death of Rep. Stephanie Tubbs Jones, D-Ohio, is a big loss for House Democrats. - abcnews

It seems she is indeed gone. I hope they investigate carefully to be sure terrorists didn't get a "pain ray" and modify it for a stealth attack.


Remember that Pentagon millimeter-wave "pain ray"? Yeah, it kills things, too. ... the easiest way for it to kill would for it to be directed at the brain. An increase of a few degrees would be enough to cause an aneurysm... - comment on reddit



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