Monday, September 13, 2010

Believe It: 'Jesus Toaster' Toasts Image of Christ

Jesus Toaster, jesus toastSix years after a Florida woman auctioned off a grilled cheese sandwich bearing the image of the Virgin Mary, a Vermont man has introduced a toaster that sears the image of Christ on each and every slice it toasts.

Call it a miracle! Or just call it the Jesus Toaster.

Retailing for $39.95, the revelatory toaster uses patented radiated heat technology to toast the face of Christ on any variety of daily bread, from plain white to whole grain.

Shroud of Turin, meet Slice of Wonder.Developed (some might say immaculately conceived) by Galen Dively III, 45, of Walden, Vt., the Jesus Toaster went on sale Wednesday at Dively's website, jesustoasters.com -- which is running a righteous introductory offer of a dozen toasters for $300.

Dively has deep faith in Jesus Toasters. He's ordered an initial run of 3,000 units from a factory in China and believes the toasters will be a big hit with church and school groups. His company, Burnt Impressions, also has plans to create Virgin Mary and Star of David toasters."We're like the Henry Ford of Virgin Mary toast," he said hopefully, in an interview with AOL News. "We're bringing it to the masses."

via Believe It: 'Jesus Toaster' Toasts Image of Christ.

1 comment:

laurensierra1 said...

Ha ha - that's hilsrious - eating Jesus for breakfast every day. Now, that's a holy sacrament if ever there was one!