Police in Solon, Ohio, responded to calls early Monday of a car stopped in the middle of Richmond Road.
Why did the driver, a 32-year-old man from Poland, Ohio, tell police he stopped in the middle of the road? Because "his heavenly father" told him to.
The man said "he was busy talking to God" and that God told him to go to a dance club in the area.
When asked if he knew where he was, the man told police he was in Columbus.
He then said he was having a tough time adjusting because he was actually from the year 33 A.D.
The man agreed to seek treatment at St. Vincent Medical Center.
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Perhaps he was from the vampire book 33 A.D.
"Jerusalem, 33 A.D. The vampires of the era have long sought to gain a foothold into Israel, but the faith of the local Jewish population has held them in check for centuries. When one of their own betrays them to follow a young rabbi from Galilee, the elders of the vampire race send Theron, a nine hundred year old assassin, to kill them both."